Three things to remember as you get old; Never pass up a bathroom. Never waste a hard-on. And never trust a fart.- Jack Nicholson.
Love your fucking life. Take pictures of everything. Tell people you love them. Talk to random strangers. Do things that you’re scared to do. Fuck it, because so many of us die and no one remembers a thing we did. Take your life and make it the best story in the world… -unknown
"The heroes have to win every time. The villain only has to win once."
Did Mark Twain really say "I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."?
"We buy shit we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like." — George Carlin
Emotions neither prove nor disprove facts. -Thomas Sowell
"Life’s not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman…" Aesop Rock
"Do not stand at my grave and weep" – Mary Elizabeth Frye OC
"Say what you wish in abuse of me, For my silence towards the idiot is indeed an answer. I am not at a loss for a response but rather, It does not befit the lion to answer the dogs." – Imam Shafi’i
"He tasted her mind and realized he had been starving." – unknown