This quote if from the book Fundamentals of Piano Practice, in which Chang uses scientific methods to explain and understand the craft of piano playing.
Arguing with Bill O'Reily is like playing chess with a pigeon. You may be a Grandmaster Chess Champion, but he'll make noise, knock down the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like he won. – whiteguycash on youtube source: top comment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m76BOQ_2Hs&feature=related
This is from the book Fly By Night by Frances Hardinge.