A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. “Much obliged,” said he, pushing the plate aside, “I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills.” ~Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. ~George Burns
I'll take one martini, two at the most; three I'm under the table, four I'm under the host–Dorothy Parker
Does anyone else have any good drinking quotes?