1. “Fuck it, we’ll do it live” -Not being funny, but what started out as a joke has been a mentality I’ve adopted into just going with the flow.

2. “When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life.”

3. “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson here is, never try.” Homer Simpson

4. “Don’t Panic” – Douglas Adams

5. “In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.”Hunter S. Thompson.

6. “Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish- a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found out a way to live out there where the real winds blow- to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested… Res ipsa loquitor. Let the good times roll.” Hunter S. Thompson.

7. “Be excellent to each other”

8. The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.

9. “This too shall pass” -Helps to think about that during the bad times. Also helps to think about it during the good times.

10. ‘You don’t have a soul, you ARE a soul. You have a body’ – Walter M. Miller, Jr.

Bonus

1. No great story starts ”It was cold, so i stayed in”

2. “If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re missing out on a really good joke.” –Charlie Sheen

3. “Whatever happens, happens.” -Spike Spiegel