Three things to remember as you get old; Never pass up a bathroom. Never waste a hard-on. And never trust a fart.- Jack Nicholson.
"The heroes have to win every time. The villain only has to win once."
"It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose so important" – Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Love your fucking life. Take pictures of everything. Tell people you love them. Talk to random strangers. Do things that you’re scared to do. Fuck it, because so many of us die and no one remembers a thing we did. Take your life and make it the best story in the world… -unknown
"When you tear out a man’s tongue.." – Tyrion Lannister (from r/gameofthrones)
"Once more into the fray…" – Ottway
"Why do people say, ‘Grow some balls?’…" – Betty White
"The best way to take control over a people and control them utterly is to take a little of their freedom at a time, to erode rights by a thousand tiny and almost imperceptible reductions." – Adolf Hitler
"I know not with what weapons WW3 will be fought…" – Albert Einstein
"Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." – Mark Twain OC