Three things to remember as you get old; Never pass up a bathroom. Never waste a hard-on. And never trust a fart.- Jack Nicholson.
"November comes and November goes…" Clyde Watson
"It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose so important" – Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"When you tear out a man’s tongue.." – Tyrion Lannister (from r/gameofthrones)
"The heroes have to win every time. The villain only has to win once."
"The best way to take control over a people and control them utterly is to take a little of their freedom at a time, to erode rights by a thousand tiny and almost imperceptible reductions." – Adolf Hitler
“Kindly let me help you or you will drown,” said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree. -Alan Watts
Science: If you don’t make mistakes, you’re doing it wrong. If you don’t correct those mistakes, you’re doing it really wrong. If you can’t accept that you’re mistaken, you’re not doing it at all. – Anon
"We buy shit we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like." — George Carlin
I NEVER KNEW MUCH ABOUT PEOPLE UNTIL I TOOK ONE APART… JUST TO SEE HOW IT WORKED – Unknown

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