Three things to remember as you get old; Never pass up a bathroom. Never waste a hard-on. And never trust a fart.- Jack Nicholson.
"The heroes have to win every time. The villain only has to win once."
"It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose so important" – Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"We buy shit we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like." — George Carlin
"People can’t be talked out of illusions…" -Alan Watts
"Life’s not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman…" Aesop Rock
"Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy…" – Simon Pegg
"Say what you wish in abuse of me, For my silence towards the idiot is indeed an answer. I am not at a loss for a response but rather, It does not befit the lion to answer the dogs." – Imam Shafi’i
"He tasted her mind and realized he had been starving." – unknown
"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer." – Hans Gruber, Die Hard

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