- Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
- I’m the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy.
- “Yeah, well, ya know, that’s just, like…your opinion, man.”
- “English motherfucker! Do you speak it?”
- “WHAT IS THIS!? A [object] FOR ANTS!?”
- “You keep using that word… I do not think it means what you think it means.”
- “Tis but a scratch”
Really good quotes from a truly awful movies.
Even in truly horrible movies you can find a piece of gem. Today we are presenting top quotes from extremely bad rated movies.
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Sharknado:
“Why is there a retirement home next to an airport?”
“Because old people cant hear.”
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Street Fighter:
M. Bison: “For you, the day Bison came to your village was the defining moment of your life. For me… it was Tuesday.”
Also: “I’m going to kick that sonofabitch Bison’s ass SO HARD… the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it!”
- “Do you think God lives in Heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He created?”Spy Kids 2
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“Don’t get all up in the kool-aid before you know the flavor” Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
- “Gobble gobble motherfuckers” – Thankskilling
- “Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?” The Master of Disguise.
- Steven Seagals classic :
- “What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice age!!”- Batman and Robin
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“You can’t piss on hospitality son, I won’t allow it!”
-Troll 2
Top ten favorite Movie Quotes as voted by reddit.
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“What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even fit inside the building?”
“The building has to be at least…three times bigger than this!”-Zoolander
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‘None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with me’. -Rorschach (Watchmen)
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A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow. – Men in Black
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“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die” - Princess bride
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PULP FICTION part :”What ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?”
English motherfucker, do you speak it?!?!
“Well, there’s this passage I’ve got memorized, sort’a fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? ‘The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!'”
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“You’re missing the point Samir. It’s supposed to be a way to… PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean!?”Office Space
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“Fuck it, Dude, let’s go bowling.” – Big Lebowski”
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Negative, I am a meat Popsicle.” The Fifth Element (1997)
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“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school”(Fight club)
Inspirational Rocky Balboa Speech
“The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward.”